Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It

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A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate about his team's title hopes.

Well not title hopes, just how they are going generally.

"Don't even say the word title actually," sighed Tom Donn this morning.

The jitteriness from the local football fan comes as Arsenal pull very close to completely clear at the top of the Premier League table.

With fans across England and the globe throwing bottle chat left right and centre at Arsenal, Donn says he's more than nervous.

"It's been a long time man," explained the bloke who fell in love with the Gunners during the Invincibles era when they played a magical style of passing football - aka the antithesis of the dog shit set piece sterile stat driven slop they serve up now.

"And I have seen it all before," he sighed.

"So until we are on top of the table at the end of MatchWeek 38, I'm not saying a single thing."

When pressed on the fact they are objectively looking pretty good, 5 points clear of City (game in hand) with 3 games to go, Donn said no.

"Nup."

"No comment."

"I'm not doing it."

"Go away."