Local Bloke Really Into His Watches If You Can't Tell By How He's Pulled His Suit Sleeve Back A Few Inches

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A dapper gent from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate what most people who know him, already know.

Namely, that Dane Parkes is really into watches.

Given the way he gently pulls back his dress shirt whenever a professional photographer is in camera sight, or the way he posts full blown close ups of his watch to his IG - Dane is really really into his watches.

The man who may or may not like a glass of whiskey with his haircut explained to our humble regional newspaper that the art of men's jewelry has been lost in this modern age.

"Nothing is more boss than a dripped out Rolly," explained Dane, fiddling with a couple of large rings on his fingers while he spoke to us.

"Time is one of the only truly universal human experiences."

"And a beautiful piece of craftsmanship that documents that time is worth its weight in gold if you ask me."

"Like the Submariner man, god I'm eyeing one of those off for my next special treat."

"They are so boss."