JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT
UNBELIEVABLE SCENES: A local group of mates were left shocked this week when their friend returned to their table with an unexpected surprise.
Dan Tudun, 27, is known for his careful attitude towards money, often rocking up to barbecues empty handed, mooching off friends’ streaming accounts, and most importantly, skipping rounds at the pub.
However, on this particular Thurday afternoon, he defied all expectations.
Upon his return from his usual bathroom visit cop out on his round, Tudun decided to first make a stop at the bar, where he ordered six full strength lagers for him and his mates to enjoy, stating that it was just his turn.
“Yeah the boys have covered for me a few times now, so I figured it was probably due.”
“I saw them empty handed from across the room, and couldn’t help but take the hint.”
Tudun’s best friend since high school, Pat Condor, was in a complete state of disarray.
“I’ve known Danny for about 10 years now, and I genuinely don’t think he's evened the score on a night out.
“This concerns me to be honest.”
"Like he might get a round, but we've been drinking Stoneys all night, and he returns with the house beer that's on special this week, and makes you feel sick as fuck."
As the group relished in the beverages supplied for them by their notoriously conservative mate, they were quickly reminded of exactly why this blessing had occurred.
The Thursday late evening happy hour had just ticked over to 9pm, leaving them a fleeting 1 hour window before the stingy Danny they know and try to love, inevitably comes back.
