TRACEY BENDINGER | Cadet CONTACT

A local woman sitting on her couch in her pyjamas has today had to seriously question whether or not her boss was taking the piss, after receiving an email outlining some work that needed doing urgently.

It’s understood that Jorja Wilton’s boss’s request was not as outrageous as she was making out, after all it was 2:30pm on a Thursday and she was meant to be ‘working from home’.

The Advocate reached out to Jorja for comment on the situation and to see whether or not she addressed her boss’s request for work.

“What a load of shit. I couldn’t believe it”

“Right while I was in the middle of something.”

It has been confirmed that this important thing was her tenth consecutive episode of Gossip Girl, a television series that Jorja has seen upwards of five times.

Working from home is a bit of a gimmick big business have dreamt up in hopes of lulling their subjects into a false sense of empowerment, the perk is yet to be implemented in a number of Betoota businesses as most of the owners here know it’s a bit of a piss take.

The Advocate reached out to Jorja’s boss for comment, however we were unable to make contact, instead receiving a call back from her assistant.

“Oh my god, I knew she wasn’t working, this is the 5th one she’s had scheduled in a month, and the last time she worked from home she came back with a spray tan.”

More to come.

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