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Man about to board Malaysian Airlines flight not sure what he’s in for

1 June, 2017. 13:34 ELLIAS AL ANWAR | South East Asia | Contact "Almost anything could happen. But that's why I fly with Malaysian because it's never boring," said Matthew Greenholm as he sat waiting for his connecting flight to Frankfurt in Kuala Lumpur. The 29-year-old Global Studies student explained to The Advocate this morning that in light of recent events surrounding...

Bondi Real Estate Agent Sculls Pint Of Double IPA In Celebration Of Newfound Interest In NRL

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Real Estate agent, Joseph Huntington-Whitely (31), is ecstatic at his newfound sense of camaraderie and interest in working football. But he's not the only one. The NSW Blues out-of-character performance and subsequent defeat over the Queensland Maroons in last night's State Of Origin opener has today resulted in thousands upon thousands of Sydney-based working professionals arriving at work...

Inner-City Creatives Easily Mistaken For Paroled 1990s Underworld Figures

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current trend of inner-city creatives and university hipsters tucking in plain t-shirts to their stretch jeans, paired with Blundstone boots, has resulted in a lot of confusion for ex-cons roaming around our nation's cities, it has been confirmed. The new fashion, which is reminiscent of old blokes just released from Long Bay or Pentridge Gaol in the...

Bloke Tapping Guitar Like A Percussion Instrument Definitely From The Sunny Coast

LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT It's been confirmed today that the guy who likes making drum sounds on his acoustic guitar, usually through a magical loop machine at his feet, is definitely from the Sunshine Coast town of Caloundra. Bodhi Utah, 25, was under strong suspicion of being from the coastal haven north of Brisbane, which is a breeding ground for so-called 'happy-tappers'. Driving...

Schappelle Proves She’s Gotten Much Better At Getting Through Airports Without Drama

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Schapelle Corby has posted a video of herself and her family watching live media coverage of her return to Australia - showing her face for the first time since her arrival, after successfully evading media since her landing in Australia The Instagram video shows the convicted drug smuggler standing in a mystery bedroom with a group of people...

Google Releases Most Popular Search Terms In Australia This Week

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Google processes trillions of search requests each year, and on today the San Fran Cisco-based company revealed which terms dominated its search engine since in Australia over the last fornight. Many of the phrases, unsurprisingly, reflect national events, news topics and other phenomena that rose to prominence throughout the news cycle. The top trending search term is "Origin...

Sydney Writers’ Festival Apologises For Giant Soap Box Sitting In Middle Of Cultural Precinct

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Writer's Festival have today apologised to residents of the harbour city for the lack of light and air in the city's CBD The annual left-wing echo chamber festival has taken over the city, partly because of the giant soap box they have erected in the middle of The Rocks and Darling Harbour. "We understand that this event...

Bloke Who Bought 8 Plasmas During Mining Boom Condemns Labor’s Reckless Spending

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke who has spent just about every cent he made as a fly-in-fly-out mining labourer between 2010-2014 says the mining tax ruined our economy by discouraging international corporations from investing in full-scale resource extraction projects. "What was the point of it?" roars 32-year-old Micky Kelp. "What, so we could keep a bit for our government?" "Like they fucking deserve it" The...

Schappelle Struggling With Life Outside Jail, Remembering Myspace Password

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Schappelle Corby is reportedly emotional and stressed after disembarking at Brisbane airport this morning, according to flight staff. Since the plane touched down at 5.10am this morning, the convicted drug smuggler has been struggling with re-integrating to Australian society. After her family and friends convinced her it was okay to get into a complete stranger's car for...

Car Overtaking Road Train Pussies Out Halfway After Driver Spots Blind Corner 5km Ahead

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Noosa local Jim Sawley likes to picture himself as a man who is capable of handling of all terrains, even though he's about as suited to the bush as his Mazda 3 is. While driving out West to with a couple mates to attend a wedding in Dalby, the 30-year-old tax accountant has also proven that his sense of...

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