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EMMELINE EDGERTON | Culture | CONTACT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW: With only 84 citizens turning out to the Homebush Vax Hub on Saturday, It appears NSW is far from making a “sprint” to their crucial 80% double dose milestone - as hundreds of thousands apparently mistake 'Homebush' for 'the beach' These kinds of numbers have only thrown fuel on the fire currently burning outside...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Acre-Chaser, Tilly Augustus (25), left home on Saturday to embark on a 5-year-plan to put her feet up on 100 square clicks. After throwing on a bit of lippy and an understated 'homestead akubra' - Tilly and her girlfriends made the most of the five hour drive west, by learning the words to every Luke Combs song,...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The boys in blue got more than they bargained for today as a local taxpayer politely explained to them how their mandatory financial payments keep coppers like them in the job. Local taxpayer Samuel Reginald states he took the time to politely educate the two unnamed officers about how his tax dollars becomes their banh mi money after they...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During a year of continued uncertainty for New South Wales' residents, state premier Gladys Berijiklian has promised things will soon be back to normal. After failing to deliver on the flagship promise to hold HSC exams at the usual time, the premier has now looked to lock inconsistency in the primary education bracket.  Yesterday, during her final cringe-comedy-classic 11 am...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney builder, Jayce Dugan, has today backed his luxury work vehicle on to his Malabar jobsite with one last bit of essential work for the boys to get through before they call it a week. "Oi boys" he says, before doing that side-of-the-mouth whistle that your boss does before accusing you of bludging. "VERY IMPORTANT WORK" "VERY ESSENTIAL" After a brief...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 2017, the Wallabies have named Quade Cooper as flyhalf for their Sunday night showdown against South Africa at CBUS Super Stadium. Many analysts thought the 33-year-old was initially brought into the squad as a 'mentor' - and at most an injury cover - but things have changed over the last couple months. With travel...

The man who is solely responsible for a vast majority of the personal anguish faced by Australians has today been warned to not patronise us by pretending he gives a fuck about mental heath. Today is RUOK DAY, which takes place on the 9th of September every year. It is our nation's 'day of action' dedicated to reminding everyone to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has today unveiled her post-Delta recovery roadmap, which outlines the staged and gradual freedoms for business and citizens in Greater Sydney - except for nightclubs and live music venue. The NSW Premier said the most freedoms will be granted to citizens who have had both jabs and will trigger the Monday after NSW reaches its 70...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt says the government decided to tell Pfizer to go suck eggs because many superfunds and indeed politicians have CSL shares, which means the country as a whole would've been better off. Mr Hunt went onto explain that CSL had agreed to make the more-effective Astro Zucchini jab here in Australia,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has defended traveling back and forth over the NSW border to get a chicken burger at one of Queanbeyan's favourite local diners. The Prime Minister's decision to order the RAAF to fly him the 13 kilometres from the lodge to the NSW side of Canberra's suburban fringe has also prompted backlash, in a country where...