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Police Raid Astra-Zeneca Meth Lab As Desperate Rural Australians Start Cooking Their Own Jabs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An illegal Western Queenslander drug syndicate, allegedly manufacturing millions of dollars worth of Astra-Zeneca vaccines, has been raided today after an ongoing investigation. And police believe the operation has links to the terrified aged care sector, made up of elderly people and staff who are growing worried the government won't be able to vaccinate for another year. Organised Crime Squad...

Social Justice Warrior Who Drops Welcome To Country In Emails Might Just Tip Toe Around Israel

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that the 'ongoing conflict' in Gaza has been on the news for her entire life, one Like many of the noisiest social justice warriors on Twitter, Breah Coburg (27) lives a charmed life working from home, as a part time human interest journalist full time digital content freelancer. This means this bleeding heart little French Quarter...

NSW Labor Still Not Looking Like An Alternative To The Sex Crimes And Blatant Corruption Party

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even with the Sydney police today announcing yet another investigation into the alleged sex crimes of yet another sitting NSW Coalition MP, Gladys Berejiklian doesn't seem to be too stressed out. The NSW premier just had to front a press conference to say she's concerned and distressed by the police investigation into her frontbencher Gareth Ward - the second...

Melbourne Storm’s Nicho Hynes Falls In Love With Rose Byrne While On The Run From Kings Cross Gangsters

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Rabbitohs side weren't the only NRL players to find themselves in a world of hurt on Thursday night when the Melbourne Storm came to Sydney to put on a 50-0 rugby league clinic. Nicho Hynes, one the Melbourne players who contributed to South Sydney's humiliating defeat, is believed to have experienced a close call with the city's...

Dutton Asks New Home Affairs Minister If She’s Still Torturing That Biloela Family Adequately

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newly-crowned Defence Minister Peter Dutton has today experienced the pangs of nostalgia after running into Karen Andrew MP in Parliament House. After several months since the cabinet reshuffle that saw her take his job as the Home Affairs Minister, Dutton is reportedly bored with the lack of innocent families he's been able to detain in sweltering offshore prisons...

Federal Budget: Frydenberg Allocates 150,000 Direct Flights From Asia To Help Boost Uni Sector

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal government has announced changes in the budget that will help jam an unsustainable amount of international students back into university lectures around the country. The new measures are aimed to help the sandstone institutions get back on their feet after a year impacted by the COVID-19 pandemic that nearly crushed their glorious cash cow that is the...

Malcolm Turnbull Rejects Claims That He’s Pulled A “Reverse Latham”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been quick to shut down all suggestions that he has abandoned the political ideologies most commonly associated with the Liberal and National parties. Turnbull, who was twice the Federal Leader of the Liberal Party and twice rolled as the Federal Leader of the Liberal Party - once in opposition against Gillard and once...

Local Tradie Doesn’t Back The Bánh Mì To Touch The Sides So Yeah A Curry Steak Too Thanks Luv

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local chippy Dennis Dingle from Betoota's booming Ponds District has today had to do the double tap on his hunger pains. The 38-year-old door-hanger says usually a white bread roll jammed with that fluro pink processed meat with lettuce and carrot and a litre of iced coffee will do the job for smoko. And by usually he means every single...

1996 Hyundai Sonata With Full Tank Doubles In Value After Spike In Fuel Prices

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Motorists were dismayed again this week as fuel prices in the CBD rose to $1.48 per litre. That is, everyone except for Justin Chan, who had already filled up his rickety 1996 Sonata prior to trying to flog it off for $100 to someone who doesn’t know much about cars.   “The fuel gauge is fucked, the needle is stuck on...

Melinda Gates Hits Facebook Marketplace To Offload Bill’s Home Golf Simulator, Pick Up Only

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bill and Melinda Gates decided to divorce several months before the May 3 announcement, according to the salivating American tabloids. This tops off a stressful year for Bill Gates, who has been at the centre of conspiracy theories since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic - as terrified social media users desperately try to point the finger at the...

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