Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been renewed calls from within the deplorables faction of the Liberal Party to defund the ABC today, after yet another news special presented the Federal Government in an unflattering light. Leigh Sales' special interview with former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull on 7:30 seems to have struck a cord with the party, particularly those whose own political...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby League Chair Peter V'Landys may have killed two birds with one stone today, after having a brainwave that could solve some of the most niggling issues for both state and federal governments. In an effort to get the boys back on the field and keep sponsorship money rolling in, Peter V'landys took a drive down the south coast...

In a sign of the strange times we live in, the two major political parties have put down their guns on a major policy issue and decided to work together. This comes after Labor vowed to pass the government's JobKeeper Bill, even if their requested changes were denied. The Federal Government says the JobKeeper bill is designed to keep 6 million...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty has today fronted the media to shut down all allegations that suggest he might be drifting away from his usual brand of Thatcher-Reaganism politics. With Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton having already transitioned into a full blown leftie while in mandatory quarantine on Christmas Island, Liberal insiders worry this COVID-19 pandemic may permanently alter what their...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era of same-sex marriage and strides towards gender equality the good lord has sent a message to remind priests they still matter. As the only news that could make COVID-19 the second biggest threat to public safety, former Catholic Cardinal George Pell has had his sexual assault allegations quashed by the high court. For the long-suffering Catholic Clergymen,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking from his new island home, Comrade Peter Dutton has today confirmed that he's refusing to march to the beat of the government's drum. Locked up in the inhumane conditions he is ironically responsible for on the Christmas Island Detention Centre, the newly converted leftie has explained that he refuses to put the jackboots back on. "Those days are...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new Netflix docu-series titled 'Tiger King' has taken the world by storm, with his it's wild storytelling about the rise and fall of a maverick Oklahoma zookeeper. The quarantine-hit focuses on America's crazily lax laws around gun and exotic animal ownership, and the feirce rivalries that exist between big cat owners in the American South. At the centre of the documentary...

"But, but better late than never. I'll give Anna that" said Bob, to the cheers of his fellow party MPs.

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been distressing scenes reported from the Nation's Capital today, after a number of witnesses claim to have seen roughly 104 kilos of skinless Italian sausage tumbling across Parliament House lawn Leader of the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has made a bold political statement this afternoon, by strutting across the rolling greens in nothing but high-waisted women's shapewear. The...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has today revealed to the nation that a leopard can indeed change its spots. Need a break from the COVID-19 crisis? Have a listen to our preview of what's happening in the race to become the next President of the United States. If not, just pause it and enjoy your day. In quintessentially Australia fashion, the Home...