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LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT One of the benefits of COVID-19 has been the collective wealth of knowledge we have been able to share and learn from (as long as we’re using our elbows). Unfortunately, for recently stood down social media manager Benjamin Coombs (28) the lesson he most recently learnt was that his job is not as essential as he once thought. Having just...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One again, the gentrifying inner-city types have found to be the most complacent Australians when it comes to the strict new COVID-19 social distancing measures have been found to be This comes as another swathe of brainless cunts decided today was the day to pretend they have a decent beaches on the weird body of water that sits...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sign of the strange times we live in, the Sydney Roosters NRL club are expected to finally fall under the salary cap for the first time since the turn of the millennium. This comes as the RLPA and the NRL discuss the fact the game has no coin left in the bank after a single week...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today brought in the big guns to help spread the word of the state's imminent shut down in the face of the COVID-19 pandemic. While the Prime Minister has called upon mining executives and other big business leaders to help manage the decision making in these uncertain times - Palaszczuk has opted for the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 11 days in quarantine since testing positive to COVID-19, Peter Dutton MP's rapid descent into left wing ideologies continues. The Home Affairs Minister was sent to the new Christmas Island detention centre that was briefly set up as a makeshift quarantine station until the government decided to just let every cruise ship that feels like disembarking on Australian...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the desperate times call for desperate measures for all members of society (apart from residents of Bondi), plenty are coming to terms with a new reality. One of those is Barnaby Joyce, who today has finally decided to lay low - until there's an opportunity to fire up about shit like abortions or climate scepticism. The former...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As nearly a million Australian's find themselves in the shithouse position of being out of work, the few employers out there looking for staff are being inundated with resumes. One employer, in particular - Ontrapaneur, has been hammered nearly as hard as underresourced local Centrelink's who currently have queues stretching around the block. The Nigerian based online marketing...

It is for this reason, among many other unappealing elements of the cruise ship industry, that everyone is kind of thinking this might be the end of them.

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news breaking this afternoon, the Australian Border Force has today claimed that boomers have been thrown off a cruise ship and into the sea. The sensational and appalling claims come after 1700 passengers on a cruise ship due to dock in WA were not allowed to disembark after 250 people on board reported 'respiratory illness.'...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact With the first working from home week for most of Betoota’s big businesses drawn to a close, there are some interesting learnings starting to emerge, the main one being the abhorrent living conditions of coworkers. “In an office, people can scrub up and put on a persona, but video chats people can’t hide” explains Josie Smith, a young lawyer...