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Turnbull Wins Support From Bondi CrossFit Community With 120KG Power Clean

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact While visiting Bondi Beach in his home electorate today, Mr Turnbull and his staffers took the opportunity to visit a popular CrossFit "Body Shop" to discuss a harmonic future between both CrossFit and the greater population. "It was a complete surprise," says Mike Barney, a personal trainer/dietician/nutritionist and the gym's owner and operator. "I really had no...

Malcolm Turnbull’s Point Piper home to feature on MTV Cribs in US

8 October, 2015. 7:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PRIME MINISTER MALCOLM Turnbull's Point Piper manor is set to star on the US-reality TV show "MTV Cribs" after news he turned down Kirribilli House, arguably the most desirable harbourside address, for his own home. Valued at close to $50m, Turnbull's house boasts some of the most obscure and extravagant features...

Maverick Workplace Atheist Refuses To Be Blessed By Office Colleagues After Sneeze

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local atheist Brad Pincombe has had enough of what he has dubbed ‘activist Christians’ for saying ‘bless you’ every time he sneezes. Mr Pincombe, who suffers from occasional asthma attacks, says springtime is particularly bad for him with pollen in the air. "I sneeze quite a bit at this time of the year. But that's my business... I...

Sydney Pub Staff Not Sure When Queenslanders Plan On Leaving

5 October, 2015. 14:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact Once a rugby league heartland, the gentrified inner-west of Sydney city is currently playing host to scores of Queenslanders who aren't too different to the district's original inhabitants. In town for last night's epic all-Queensland NRL Grand Final, between the North Queensland Cowboys and The Brisbane Broncos, the uncouth northern visitors don't seem to...

West Coast Eagles Fan Disgusted To Learn What A Top-Knot Is

4 October, 2015. 10:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact The AFL's Grand Final is here and what a divide we have. The heavily-tattooed West Coast Eagles fans attempting to out-cheer the culturally elite Hawthorn Hawks fans. After driving across the Nullabor to Melbourne in one 42-hour-stint, Perth construction development officer, Adam Bond says he wishes he had spent more time staring into the sun...

Victorian Man Plans To Boo At Television During NRL Grand Final

4 October, 2015. 10:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact In a jam-packed Grand Final weekend, the people from every state and sovereignty across this nation have vested interests in some sort of football match. Whether its the South and West of the country tuning in to watch the Saturday night's AFL Grand Final between the Hawthorn Hawks and West Coast Eagles - Or whether...

The NRL Celebrates All-Queensland Grand Final With New Trophy

29 September, 2015. 10:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact The National Rugby League has today unveiled the "new and improved" Provan-Summons Trophy, to be awarded to one of the two Queensland-based teams in Sunday night's grand final showdown. With the Brisbane Bronco's comfortable defeat over the Sydney Roosters on Friday night, The North Queensland Cowboys then confirmed an all-Queensland NRL decider after defeating Melbourne...

Melbourne’s Public Transport System Rated One Of The Best In Victoria

28 September, 2015. 11:00 EGBERT ADRIANSON| Melbourne| Contact Visitors arriving in Melbourne are amazed by how efficient the public transport system is, with the Victorian capital being praised by the Economist Intelligence Unit for having "The best public transport system in Victoria, and other parts of the world". "The trains in Japan are way too fast," said one businessman from Tokyo, a city...

Scat boy regrets everything that’s ever happened

27 September, 2015. 09:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER DUMPING HIS third cap of the evening, Miles Panache says he wasn't sure if that was the right decision. While onlookers looked on, Miles and his co-drug-affected friends formed a huddle in the makeshift dancefloor of their mutual friends living room. As their skulls met side by side in the...

Local Man Googles “Rugby Union News” After Reading Entire Daily Telegraph

24 September, 2015. 12:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact Thomas Hadden, 27, says he is shocked and appalled that he has been forced to google the keywords "Rugby, Union, News" after reading the most circulated newspaper in Australia. Despite the fact that the Wallabies have just played their first match of the olympiad international Rugby Union World Cup, Mr Hadden was forced to...

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