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In some rapidly developing news from the United States of America, vast swathes of people who used to enjoy branding others snowflakes are now getting pretty upset.

This comes as Trump supporters look ahead to their 6th day of protesting the results of the election that for some reason weren’t manipulated last time but have now been fiddled with since Trump lost.

With all reputable organisations calling the election in Biden’s favour, the current President is yet to formally concede and is continuing to vaguely issue excuses as to why he didn’t lose, or at least didn’t lose fairly.

As a result of that, huge numbers of Trump’s supporters are now coming up with all sorts of reasons to make themselves victims, and take offence at having to deal with the consequences of democracy.

“The system is rigged,” explained one upset Texan man to The Advocate today.

“It’s not fair,” said the man who has spent the last 7 or 8 years vilifying people on social media and taking great pleasure in upsetting anyone who doesn’t agree with him.

“The way the operation was conducted, with all these ballots just appearing, it was geared up to make my man lose,” said the man who abused everyone when Trump won and called everyone who was upset snowflake lefties ‘who couldn’t handle the truth.’

“It’s just not fair, and it’s upsetting” he continued before going into some more hectic theories that we declined to publish.

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