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Ireland’s 33rd county has joined in condemning the plan to enter into a ‘free trade agreement’ with the United Kingdom.

County Coogee, in Sydney’s eastern counties, showed their support for Australia today by converting the side of Coogee’s iconic Surf Life Saving Club into a homage to Derry’s ‘Free Derry’ Corner as you enter the Bogside.

Aoibheann O’Mahony, who spoke to The Advocate this evening via telephone, has been living in County Coogee for a while now and said it was the least the Irish could do to warn the people of Australia not to do any more business than out ‘rat-shit’ and ‘out-of-date’ constitution forces us to do.

“Fuck your constitution and the bullshit lies it perpetuates,” she said.

“And fuck the fucking crown. You don’t need the stinking Brits. Brits out of Coogee now! Boys, telling ya you need to educate your readers on this. It’s good an’ all that we put up this grand replica of the Bogside on the cliffs there but they need to know what a lemon fucken deal you’d be getting if you dealing with the Brits,”

“Just don’t want to see them take the piss out of the Aussies. Look what they did to New Zealand! Draw the line somewhere, Aussies. Do your research. Those bastards offer Australia NOTHING! Foreign investment? Yawn! Fuck off!”

“County Coogee says no to a free trade deal.”

More to come.


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