EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Visitors of Dark Mofo have today accused organisers of going overboard after a satanic exhibition was discovered in the mens toilets, it’s reported.
With only one day left of MONA’s winter festival, patrons reported seeing glowing glowing red liquid in the urinals that smelled like ‘sulphur’- which anyone who’s ever watched an episode of Supernatural can attest, is the smell of ‘evil.’
However, a man has since come forward to admit he was the culprit behind all the confusion, as he’d ‘eaten quite a lot of beetroot and asparagus with his dinner last night’ and that the ‘glowing element’ may have something to do with the three Berocca’s he’d slammed this morning.
“Yeah sorry, that was me”, says Anthony Deakin [31] , sheepishly, “I stayed up until 4am watching the ashes.”
“Made some dinner with whatever was left over in the fridge.”
“Had a three hour sleep, woke up, and have been drinking a mix of coffee and Berocca all day, hence the strange colours and smell.
Letting out a small laugh, Anthony says the staff actually quite appreciated his addition to the exhibition and have stated that they plan to ‘recreate it next year.’
“God if that impressed them, they should have seen my shit hahaha.”
More to come.
