“Women Need To Be More Careful” Says Man Who Passed Out In Pub Car Park On Friday Night

“Women Need To Be More Careful” Says Man Who Passed Out In Pub Car Park On Friday Night

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Gordon Leonard (25) says male on female violence can be easily avoidable if our nation’s women take care of themselves and don’t end up in situations where they might be vulnerable. The South Betoota-based Joe Rogan-enthusiast says he shares the same concerns as everyone when it comes to the rates of […]

The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine

The Betoota Advocate Interviews Controversial Murdoch Columnist Miranda Devine

Spicing things up for episode 15 with conservative Murdoch commentator and columnist Miranda Devine. We ask the big questions this week and Miranda tells us how she processes the things she writes, in episode 15 of The ever popular Betoota Advocate Podcast. Editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker sit down with the controversial right-wing commentator, […]

Ingham’s Truckie Ponders 3rd Zinger Of The Week

Ingham’s Truckie Ponders 3rd Zinger Of The Week

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ingham’s truck driver Martin Gribble (43) is reportedly internally conflicted this morning as he casually contemplates his third Zinger of the week for lunch today. Having landed his job as an Ingham’s truck driver three years ago, Gribble has since lived out his childhood dream of visiting KFC daily for work, delivering […]

Neighbour’s Drop Saw Harmonises Beautifully With Local Kookaburra An Hour Before Alarm Clock

Neighbour’s Drop Saw Harmonises Beautifully With Local Kookaburra An Hour Before Alarm Clock

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The trials and tribulations of living in a leafy suburban Queensland enclave were felt by all on Daroo Crescent in Betoota Grove this morning. Local tradesman, Leo, has had waited until 6:00 am on the dot to fire up his beloved drop saw – as his non-council approved renovations continue to edge further […]

“Wait, So This Is Already Paid For?” Asks Dad Still Struggling With The Concept Of Uber

“Wait, So This Is Already Paid For?” Asks Dad Still Struggling With The Concept Of Uber

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though this his third or fourth time catching an Uber, a local dad still appears to be battling with how his adult children are paying for these things. “Wait, so is this one of those ones that’s already paid for?” asks 63-year-old Lionel Buckley. While it’s been explained to him several times […]

“This Ice Thing Is Actually Pretty Bad Hey” Says Shorten During Rare Trip Outside Melbourne

“This Ice Thing Is Actually Pretty Bad Hey” Says Shorten During Rare Trip Outside Melbourne

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a rare trip to the bush, Bill Shorten has finally realised all those audience members who ask questions about societal disintegration on Q&A actually aren’t being that dramatic. While visiting a one-horse brothel town somewhere in regional South Australia, the leader of the opposition was visibly startled by the obvious meth-related decay […]

Personal Trainer Treats Self To Unpoached Chicken

Personal Trainer Treats Self To Unpoached Chicken

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Personal trainer Michelle Langley (24) has done the unthinkable and treated herself to some unpoached chicken for the first time since she began her strict meal plan three years ago. It was a cheat meal she had been planning on rewarding herself with for weeks. Upon finishing the 156-week […]

Inner-Brisbane 4WD Owner Finally Takes The Beast Off-Road In Reckless Curb Park

Inner-Brisbane 4WD Owner Finally Takes The Beast Off-Road In Reckless Curb Park

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ascot-based real estate tycoon, Darren Fanning (35) has today ‘broken in’ his brand spankin’ Prado, after pulling the arse out and parking with two wheels on the nature strip outside his family home. Only months after picking up ‘the beast’ at Moorooka’s magic mile, Darren is still yet to squeeze in a trip […]

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