Does Mowing Down A Perfectly Aligned Puddle Make You A Bad Person?

Does Mowing Down A Perfectly Aligned Puddle Make You A Bad Person?

LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT A local do-gooder has today faced one of her toughest moral dilemmas whilst driving to the shops this morning. As Theresa McKillop, Mother of 3 and grandmother of 2, drove down Betoota’s Main St following a solid downpour, she quickly calculated that she would be driving past a big juicy puddle at exactly the […]

Australian Pacific Islander Community Responsible For 90% Of All Crying Laugh Emojis

Australian Pacific Islander Community Responsible For 90% Of All Crying Laugh Emojis

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Nielsen surveys regarding the social media behaviour of Australians has found that 90% of all crying laugh emojis posted from IP addresses located within this country have come Polynesian-Australian account holders. “What we have found, purely through analytics is that Samoan, Tongan, Cook Islander and Fijian Australians tend to […]

Tropical Goth Praised For Commitment To Trench Coat On Townsville Esplanade

Tropical Goth Praised For Commitment To Trench Coat On Townsville Esplanade

LEROY PERCIVAL | Investigative | CONTACT A ‘tropical’ Goth from Far North Queensland has been praised today for his dedication to the dark, heavy clothing associated with his subculture, despite the very visible health affects it is causing him. The Cairns original and devoted fan of Nine Inch Nails and Joy Division has today been left cooked to a […]

Labor Hires Bernard Tomic To Count The Millions Wasted On NBN

Labor Hires Bernard Tomic To Count The Millions Wasted On NBN

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the newly released ‘Cabinet Files’ –  based on an astonishing collection of files found in an abandoned filing cabinet in a second-hand shop in Canberra, the Labor party has been quick to steer any criticism from the young blokes that got killed filling roofs with insulation a few years back. This means the National […]

Local Restaurant Now Successful Enough To Have To Worry About Rich People Allergies

Local Restaurant Now Successful Enough To Have To Worry About Rich People Allergies

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A modern fusion restaurant in Betoota’s bustling inner-city suburb of Greviequa has today proudly declared that they are now so popular that they have to worry about made up allergies that rich people diagnose themselves with to feel alive. Having only opening in November last year, Australasia, has already been featured on a viral […]

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