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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today finally committed to do something more to combat the scourge of domestic and gendered violence across the country. Stopping short of a commitment like the $368 billion worth of money for the AUKUS submarine deal, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has promised $900 million worth of funding to combat violence against women. The $900...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A law firm in the immaculately paved streets of Betoota's Old City District has today spoken to The Advocate about a big change taking place in their office. Causing a bit of a stir in the legal fraternity this week, HunterMinter & Woodesons have revealed a swathe of new sleeping pods across the 7 floors of their offices....

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A thick fog of brown onions and curry powder is filling the kitchen of a Betoota Heights home today as a local Dad announces he’s taking care of dinner. Working 12-hour days as the operations manager at a local mattress factory, 53-year old father of three Warren Warmsley (53) is usually pretty happy to just chew on...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With State of Origin rapidly approaching, the first selection bombshell has already hit the papers. In what comes as exciting news for the masses of Rugby League fans who love to spend endless hours debating team selections and what they would do if their life was wildly different and they were State of Origin coaches, the new NSW...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A broad leaf paperbark tree is facing a lengthy stint on the sidelines, after a reckless high shot over the weekend. The melaleuca quinquenervia is staring down the barrel of up to 8 weeks out, following the match review committee's decision to charge the tree with Grade 3 dangerous contact. The tree who represents the myrtaceae team could...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Fox Sports studios have witnessed quite a hectic production meeting this morning, after being faced with another PR crisis. Producers of the show NRL360 have been forced to discuss a major reshuffle, after noted loud mouth Paul Kent decided to embarrass himself on the weekend. The 'journalist' and pundit who prides himself on attacking players for not...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology has issued a national “Ick alert” this week as gyms across the country witness the concerning return of meggings. Beloved by powerlifters, spin class trainers and blokes that used to wear power energy bracelets in high school, meggings are a full-length spandex pant that make it very clear whether a man has a...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Dawn Service on NSW's Mid North Coast has taken an uncomfortable turn this morning, after local man Arj Barker caused a bit of a scene. The 'International Comedian' who has been touring Australia for so long he now attends Anzac Day services in his community, reportedly asked a young mother to remove herself from the gathering. With...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hip-hop community, a 32-year-old Perth man has declared that J.Cole's recent apology to LA rapper Kendrick Lamar goes against the very essence of hip-hop. "You can't just make a diss track after he dissed you and turn around a couple days later and apologise to him, why are you apologizing?...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government is today wiping the egg off its face, after a rather embarrassing logistical error. Following in the footsteps of Rugby League administrators, the government has accidentally sent a very important legal letter to the wrong person. With the spat intensifying over violence on X (formerly Twitter), the Federal Court of Australia has issued an injunction...