Sydney Spends $10 Million On Lighting To Distract Tourists From Their Lack Of Music

Sydney Spends $10 Million On Lighting To Distract Tourists From Their Lack Of Music

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Police will have 20,000 fully-armed officers on stand-by in Circular Quay over the next fortnight, As Sydney will be transformed into a ‘spectacular display of light, creativity and ideas’ – as the state forks out close to $10 million in power bills to shine cool pictures on landmarks. Sydney is reportedly […]

Clive Palmer A Bit Cranky With Grog Dog After Stepping On Grog Dog’s Grog Bog

"Oh, blast!" shouted the proud Queenslander.

Clive Palmer A Bit Cranky With Grog Dog After Stepping On Grog Dog’s Grog Bog

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Federal Member For Fairfax, Clive Palmer, was reportedly running late for all of today’s engagements after an unfortunate start to the morning. After dressing himself in fine Italian leather and linen for a big day of business, the mining magnate and Tim Tim-enthusiast found himself in an unfortunate predicament after stepping on […]

Greek Mate Showing Off With All The Greek Shit He Knows At Greek Restaurant

Greek Mate Showing Off With All The Greek Shit He Knows At Greek Restaurant

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Greek and five-eighth for the Betoota Dolphins 3rd grade, Yanni Comino has been thrilled to show off his Southern European heritage at the Windorah Helenic House over the weekend. Before this week’s bus trip for the thirsty thirds, the 29-year-old accountant had previously only expressed his cultural background by showing an […]

Local Dad Wins Full Custody Of Kids After Whipping Out Fidget Spinner In Family Court

Local Dad Wins Full Custody Of Kids After Whipping Out Fidget Spinner In Family Court

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final stages of a local family’s divorce settlement made a dramatic turn yesterday afternoon, after the father hijacked all reasonable debate. Since first separating late last year, Mr Clive Jackson (36) and his estranged, soon-to-be ex wife, Claudia, have been unable to divide their shared estate as well as the custody of […]

Report: Nothing Wrong With Enjoying A Bit Of Robbie Williams

Report: Nothing Wrong With Enjoying A Bit Of Robbie Williams

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the University Of Western Queensland has found that adults should not feel uncomfortable about enjoying, or even singing along to, British musician Robbie Williams. Professor Kerrod Walters from UWQ says that the music made by the bad boy of 1999-2005 pop is undeniable good stuff, […]

Peter Dutton Hires Ja Rule As Key Advisor For Manus And Nauru

Peter Dutton Hires Ja Rule As Key Advisor For Manus And Nauru

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a string of headlines this week, US rapper Ja Rule has been hired by Australian Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton as a key advisor to Australia’s two offshore Detention Centres for Asylum Seekers and refugees. Ja Rule’s disastrous, yet lucrative ‘Fyre Music Festival – which resulted in hundreds of rich […]

Inner-City Baby Boomer Convinced Any Homeless Person Making Noise Is ‘On Ice’

Inner-City Baby Boomer Convinced Any Homeless Person Making Noise Is ‘On Ice’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inner-city-Melbourne-based resident Michael Lyons, currently advising Government contractors in the CBD on the latest underground road-project, has become aware of the perils of the Ice-problem within the city. Whilst lunching daily around the Swanston street precinct, he has seen local street dwellers cussing at strangers, and throwing general abuse at shoppers – […]

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