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In sensational news out of Central America this afternoon, the Mexican Government has announced that it will be adopting some NSW Government policy.

This comes after the NSW Government rolled out $400 on the spot fines for people caught with drugs, in an effort to avoid pill testing somehow.

Police Minister Troy Grant says it’ll help courts and police as well as contribute to harm minimisation at music festivals. 

After effectively solving the complex issue of drug related deaths in the community, Grant and Premier Gladys Berejiklian offered the policy to the Mexican Government.

That offer was promptly taken up by President Andrés Manuel López Obrador who hopes the policy can end the drug wars gripping his country.

The Mexican Drug War is an ongoing conflict between the Mexican Government and various drug trafficking syndicates.

Mexican President Obrador explained that he hopes to finally end the war that has claimed in excess of 100,000 lives, and solve the drug issues in his country by implementing the new policy.

“Wait till the Sinaloa Cartel hear about this,” explained the President.

“I can’t wait to see their next move when they find out they will be getting on the spot fines if they get caught!”

“We should have done this ages ago,” he laughed.

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