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A low-level marijuana and ecstasy dealer that you still have on Facebook from high school has got a new suit, it has been confirmed.

The new threads, complete with an aqua tie and pin-striped lining, were debuted to social media this afternoon, as the former team mate from under 11s cricket posted a selfie to Facebook from inside the courthouse bathrooms downtown, under the caption: “All Dayy I Do Me”

It is not yet known what Ashlee Rockett, 29, was doing at the courthouse this morning, but given his livelihood as someone who sells and traffics illegal substances – it is presumed that that it might be the same thing that has landed him in jail twice before.

“Looking good brah” posts one Facebook user with a hyphenated version of Ashlee’s last name.

“Fuckkk. Whos this c*nt 😂 😂 😂 ” writes another one, with a personalised South Sydney Rabbitohs jersey as his display picture.

Ashlee’s on-again-off-again girlfriend Shay was also seen in the comments posting water splash emojis as well as love-heart-eye smilies.

Friends of the allegedly alleged were unable to confirm if he’d been caught with anything in the Skyline, but it is believed that his stepbrother Tai will be responsible for feeding his pet Crown Tail Male Betta fish if he has to sing the blues for another couple months.

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