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While some have baking and Kayla Itsines to keep them occupied during isolation, the poor sport-loving men in Betoota have had everything they hold dear taken away from them.
With no rugby sex-scandals to gossip about, no bender rumours to spread and really nowhere left to turn, a helpless and defeated Jonathan Breachmore has decided to take up golf.
Sitting down with The Advocate via a Zoom call earlier, Jonathan explained to our reporter that playing golf was never something he imagined himself doing.
“I’ve always said it’s a bullshit game”
“I can’t believe I am about to start playing”
“There’s just nowhere else for me to turn, you know?”
According to a number of golf course managers around Betoota, they have actually never been busier with more people turning to the iso-acceptable game.
“We are chockers from dawn till dusk, most regulars play normally but I’ve noticed there’s a big increase in the young blokes,” says Big Springs manager, Clive Malman.
“Although we’ve also noticed a lot more empty stubbies rolling around the course, not sure what’s going on there”
More to come.
