A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she is still able to recognise sexually attractive men.

This comes as the Manly Sea-Eagles get set to take on the South Sydney Rabbitohs in a do or die battle for a spot in the Grand Final.

While enjoying some Friday night footy, 54-year-old Brookie Overhl was seen to be quite vocal about how handsome some of these younger footballers are.

“Jeez there’s some good lookers out there these days. Not like when we were young,” she says as her sons begin to groan.

As the rosè flows, Brookie gains a bit of momentum.

“Who’s that Olakau’atu. Where’s he from? What a dish!?” said Brookie, now quite clearly showing off.

While her teenage sons stand up to take a break, Brookie makes it quite clear that she has a thing for the brown boys.

“Wish we had some more of those Islander boys playing for the club in my day. All we had was Hopoate… and wasn’t interested in giving me the Hopoate!”

Brookie’s daughters, now red in the face with their hands over their mouths, hysterically encourage her for more.

“Not hard on the eyes at all!”


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