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Novak Djokovic Somehow Suffers Severe Hand Blisters While Alone In A Hotel Room For...
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World No. 1 Novak Djokovic has showed up halfway through his own match, after previously pulling out just minutes before his scheduled...
Queensland The Latest State To Let Nation Down After Letting In The British Super...
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The south-east corner of Queensland has comprehensively shit the bed today after letting in the turbocharged version of the...
“Good” Migrants Launch Fresh Attack On Australia’s Fight To Contain The Spicy Cough
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The nation's stock of English, Irish and American backpackers joined together yesterday on Sydney's Bronte Beach to launch an...
Local Man Still Fuming After Mother-In-Law Suggests He’s Been In A Good Paddock
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Departing Adelaide for the Paris of Australia, Dennis Rollins said he loves coming to Melbourne this time of year.
Wife...
Scotty Holds Focus Group To Decide Which ODI Shirt He’s Going To Wear To...
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Our Bloke-In-Chief has some problems on his plate right now but none more so, he says, than deciding which...
Rupert Murdoch Hires 100 New Journalists Within His Degrading Aboriginal Sportsmen Department
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There is finally some hope for aspiring Aussie journalists today, as the largest media monopoly in the country announces plans to do what...
SA Premier Mercifully Lets Everyone Watch State Of Origin At The Pub Tonight Before...
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The South Australian Premier Steven Marshall has ordered a snap six-day lockdown of the entire state from midnight tonight...
Serial Killer Sprees Banned In South Australia Until New Outbreak Under Control, Says Premier
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Uh oh, sorry serial killers, it's not open season in South Australia anymore.
The bad news comes as the people of the South...
Blues Fan Bleeds Blue Arterial Blood From The Ears After Being Subjected To New...
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A local New South Welshman has been rushed to Royal Betoota Base Hospital today after being subjected to the...
NSW Blues Demand Recount Of State Of Origin Score
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The New South Wales Blues have categorically rejected last night's State of Origin result in Adelaide and are now...
