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Naarm Woman Suddenly Stops Using Aboriginal Place Names When Discussing Her Property Portfolio
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A local she/her settler living on unceded Naarm land has today momentarily dropped her performative political correctness, while browsing potential real estate opportunities...
City Of Betoota Throws Hat In Ring To Host Fifth Ashes Test
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Perth's loss could be Betoota's gain, according to Lord Mayor Keith Carton who today kicked off our town's official...
English Cricketer Disqualified For Ashes Selection Because He Is English
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A fringe member of the English Cricket Team has been sent home after selectors discovered that his is English.
The...
South Australia Now Open To Regular Australians That Don’t Have Creepy Accents And A...
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The whole country is closer to being one today as South Australia welcome back normal Australians who don’t have...
Country Town Hospital In Wine Region Not Struggling For Rural Placements
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The once-struggling Channel Country General Hospital in Bedourie is reportedly sorting through a backlog of thousands of rural placement requests.
This follows the area's...
RBA Says You Can’t Give Up Now, The Market Is Cooling So Get In...
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The Reserve Bank has issued a dire warning to the useless bags of human feces curdling in the summer...
New School Principal Looks Forward To Being Loathed By Every Staff Member In The...
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The new principal at Green Road Public School in Betoota Heights says she's looking forward to the challenging task...
Australian Living In London Running Out Of Reasons As To Why In The Fuck...
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A lost boy of London has lost his last excuse to stay there this month as the rabid south...
Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local truckie, Bill Kirkpatrick is stoked that Christmas is only three, maybe four, sleeps away.
"If that..." he reckons.
"Maybe just two. We'll see how...
Undercover Epidemiologist Who Emerged 18 Months Ago Now An Expert On The Evergrande Debt...
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Because he doesn't live in a diseased hellhole in the icy south of the country, a know-it-all city worker...
