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Parramatta Eels Eye 9th Spot On The 2027 NRL Ladder With Jarome Luai Signing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new era of the Eel is here. This comes as NRL superstar Jarome Luai announces

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In Light Of Government's New AI Rules, The Advocate Consents To This Copyright Image Of Errol's Dog's Dick Being Used To Train Their Models

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has spoken this week laid out the roadmap to

Locals Assured They'll Only Need To Cut Showers To 3 Minutes And Stop Flushing Wees If Proposed Data Centre Goes Ahead

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The residents of Betoota's sprawling Plains district have today been given some reassuring news.

Lamine Yamal's Little Bro Filling The Social Media Void Left By Erling Haaland's World Cup Departure

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for avid and bandwagon World Cup fans alike, the social media content

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Gen-Z Uni Kid Refuses To Believe People Used To Write Thousands Of Words Without AI, Let Alone Drunk And Stoned

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australia's universities grapple with the existential threat of Artificial Intelligence, there has been

EXCLUSIVE: Mitch Marsh Shares His Side Of The Story Behind Viral Charging Of Old Man

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of Australia's T20 cricketing team has finally broken his silence. After making

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Man Who Could Not Complete An F45 'Miami Nights' Circuit Says BRS Is A Victim Of Cowards Who Weren't Cut Out For SAS

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that needed to have a water break halfway through a recent game of paint

France Kick Off Ceremonial 12 Days Of Protests After Exiting World Cup

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the French football team packing their bags from the World Cup, the people of France

Bloke Who Just Walked Into Sauna Immediately Pours Water On Rocks Because He Can Already Tell It's Not Hot Enough For The Big Dog

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local big dog who prioritises himself above anyone else, has today lived his truth once

Bloke Shocked And Concerned That He Can Now Buy Cocaine AND Black Market Smokes In His Once Sleepy Hometown

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-based professional has returned home this week to find that his old

Panasonic CEO Begs Pauline Hanson To Please Stop Cooking Steak On Sandwich Press, It Is Just For Sandwich

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Panasonic's CEO has taken the rare step this week of publicly pleading

Argentina’s Return To News Cycle Triggers Boyfriend To Take Another Wikipedia Deep Dive On Falklands War

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman Hunter Greste (27) hadn’t lived with a boyfriend before moving into her new