Man Who Could Not Complete An F45 'Miami Nights' Circuit Says BRS Is A Victim Of Cowards Who Weren't Cut Out For SAS

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A man that needed to have a water break halfway through a recent game of paint ball, says some blokes just don't have what it takes to be member of the Special Air Service Regiment.

In fact, local Hyundai sales director Richard Bacon (42, Betoota Heights) has such strong opinions on this topic that he is willing to spend every minute of the day openly defaming returned servicemen on social media.

As the ultimate authority on what type of man has the mettle to take part in Australia's most elite Tier 1 special operations force of the Australian Army, this mostly sedentary suburban car salesman is outspoken in his belief that over twenty former SAS soldiers are maliciously tarnishing the name of a war hero because they just weren't cut out for what happens on the front line.

This comes as Australia right-wing remains fractured by divisions within the mid-2000s SAS cohort, stemming from a moral crisis related to the alleged war crimes of former soldier turned messianic folk hero of Australian patriotism, Ben Roberts-Smith.

For men like Richard, who have never quite been able to wake up in time to attend a dawn service, the ANZAC mythology is sacred and must be protected. Even if he interprets the commemoration of Gallipoli as an American-style 4th of July celebration of nationalism and might.

Richard believes that everyone who has ever worn an Australian uniform should be above the law, because the only people that want to see Ben Roberts-Smith put before the courts are treasonous left-wing cowards.

This includes the ever-growing number of former SASR soldiers who have provided evidence that support the allegations of war crimes during several deployments in Afghanistan between 2009 and 2012.

But according to Richard - a man not cut out for the popular Friday hybrid workout at F45 Training dubbed 'Miami Nights' - this is simply because they found it too hot in the kitchen.

"Some people don't have what it takes to handle war" he smirks.

"So now they are making shit up to feel better"