"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Wallabies Return To Golden Era After Revving Up Long Lost Fanbase Who Know Every Word To Khe Sanh
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Wallabies have this week announced their comeback. Sitting at the halfway point between last year&
Giant Toblerone And 1 Litre Bottle Of Hennessy Good Indicator Someone Had Some Foreign Cash Left Over From Holiday
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A giant Toblerone and a one litre bottle of Hennesy have once again emerged as Australia&
Pauline Defends Eurotrip Saying She Has Paid For A Few Dinners And Chipped In For Accom So Get Off Her Case
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has this week needlessly defended her European holiday
With Pauline In Sicily And Barnaby Back On The Piss, Acting Leader Malcolm Roberts Calls For Royal Commission Into The Mysterious Min Min Lights
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hard-working leaders of One Nation are taking a well-earned break this winter, after
Unused Lounge Room Record Player Reminds Local Man Of Time He Had A Bit Of Cash Floating Around
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A record player that has been used 3 times and is sitting in the corner of
Local Woman Gives 5-Stars To Uber Driver She Had Three Weeks Ago And Does Not Remember
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman who hasn't opened her uber app in 3 weeks has just
HBO's White Lotus Returns To Sicily For A Deeply Twisted Season 4
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fans of the popular White Lotus series have today been left feeling intrigued, after imagery was
Heartbroken English Football Fans Turn Their Attention To Cheering Another National Hero To Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The English World Cup drought will now enter it's 7th decade as Argentina staged
Productivity Grinds To Dead Stop Because Office Zip Tap Is Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The leasing department of LJ Hooker Betoota Heights is managing, somehow, to do even
Diego Armando Maradona Smoking The Fattest Cuban Cigar In Heaven Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A titan of football and culture is having a lovely morning upstairs (Australian time), it can
Report: It’s Never Coming Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Never ever. Hahahaha. After 60 long years of carry on, the English have once again proven
England Vs Argentina Semi Final Draws A Clear Line Between Bondi’s Pub Patrons And Pub Staff
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Battle lines have been drawn inside an Bondi pub early this morning, as one of sport&