Diego Armando Maradona Smoking The Fattest Cuban Cigar In Heaven Today

Diego Armando Maradona Smoking The Fattest Cuban Cigar In Heaven Today

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A titan of football and culture is having a lovely morning upstairs (Australian time), it can be confirmed.

World Cup winner and footballing icon Diego Armando Maradona is revelling in a rather large afterlife cigar, after a stunning come from behind win for his beloved football team.

The man who would have provided the world with plenty of humorous anti FIFA and establishment comments if he was still here, is reportedly partying away after his prodigy Lionel Messi set up two beautiful goals in the space of 10 minutes.

40 years after he scored the Goal of the Century and the Most Famous Goal Of The Century in the same game against the English, Maradona's Argentina are now set to take on Spain in the World Cup final.

While there are plenty of reasons to root against an Argentinian win (see racism, post World War 2 immigration from Germany and Italy), the spirt of Maradona has provided an extra cherry on top of an English loss.

It's believed a giant steak which he probably won't eat much of is next Maradona.

Life is life.

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