"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Arnott's Bird Taken In For H5N1 Avian Flu Testing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An icon of Australian pantries and lunch boxes has caused a scare today, after being whisked
Australian Spaniard Looking Forward To Perfectly Timed World Cup Final Coinciding With The End Of Dinner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who originally hails from the Iberian peninsula is walking on clouds, it can
Donald Trump Reveals All Elections Are Rigged Apart From The Ones He Wins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States has today done an Albo, and called a rather stupid
Local 39-year-old Really Feeling Himself Knowing He Could Still Technically Play In A World Cup Final
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There has been a real lift in morale for the world's elder millennials this
Nation Surprised It Took This Long For Pauline Hanson To Snap And Openly Call For A Return To The White Australia Policy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After recording a sudden 9% drop in the opinion polls last week, it appears that One
Bloke Wakes Up From A Ten Year Coma To Learn That A Tallie Sets Him Back More Than A Six Pack Used To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been scenes of joy and confusion at Betoota Base Hospital this week, after local
Victorian Liberals Make Campaign Promise To Bring Back The Level Crossings
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian Liberal party have this morning revealed their intention to commission a report to supporting
Dave Hughes Urged To Start Negatively Gearing The Rental Property That Albo Is Occupying In His Head
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Dave Hughes has today been offered a solution to one of, if not the biggest problem
Sadsack Mate Ruins Hotdog By Reminding You How They’re Made
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young man in Betoota’s French Quarter has had his meal ruined by someone he
Breadwinner Of The Friend Group Orders The Hot Chips For The Table
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota man has established himself as the richest person in the friend group after
Oddly Impatient And Short Tempered Man Meets All Prerequisites To Become A Driving Instructor
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Another impatient and short tempered man has found his calling as a driving instructor for nervous
Local Woman FaceTimes Mother After Minor Inconvenience Again
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local retiree, Wendy Carter had a rather high screen time yesterday after her adult daughter called