Local 39-year-old Really Feeling Himself Knowing He Could Still Technically Play In A World Cup Final

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There has been a real lift in morale for the world's elder millennials this week, as men in their late 30s receive clear evidence that they aren't really that old at all.

Local Betoota-based recruitment resourcer, Luca Crookwell (39) has a bit of a spring in his step this week, as the world marvels at the sheer athletic talent of a fellow 1987 baby.

As someone who has battled with a bulging disc in his lower back purely because he picked up his baby son at an awkward angle, Luca has for many years felt like he's blowing smoke.

But he now knows that's just bullshit.

"It's just environmental for me"

"I'm not really that old. I'm just working odd hours and can't train as much as I should be"

This comes as tens of thousands of exciting Argentinians flood the streets of Buenos Aires in euphoric celebrations, as their national football side looks increasingly likely the become the first to win back to back FIFA World Cups since the 1960s.

Monday's 2-1 win over England marked another remarkable comeback that showed the unflinching mettle of the Argentines, led by a man who is now undeniably the greatest footballer that has ever lived.

Lionel Messi win his 6th world cup appearance, has proven that 39 is the new 29.

That's the message that Luca has taken from all of this.

"If I could get a bit more protein in my diet and pump up my cardio.... I mean there's no reason why I couldn't be, like..."

Luca cuts himself off before he says something catastrophically delusional.

Argentina face Spain in Sunday's final, and win or lose,