Donald Trump Reveals All Elections Are Rigged Apart From The Ones He Wins

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The President of the United States has today done an Albo, and called a rather stupid national address.

Demanding all of the major broadcast channels stop what they are doing and get a camera on him, the leader of America has interrupted his people's evening to say some things that could have been an email.

However, rather than disturbing everyone's evenings to tell them to think about catching the bus, the US President has aired unsubstantiated claims that China interfered in the 202o election.

"The Chinese government wanted the US president to lose the next election, and the reason they wanted me to lose was because they knew I was wise to them," he said.

Despite actual evidence of foreign inference in the election he won in 2016, Trump has chosen to focus on how the Chinese rigged the election that he lost.

The rather griftsman like address ahead of the mid terms came with the request that his SAVE America act be passed.

The SAVE Act (full name: the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act) is a controversial bill the president has tried to jam through Congress for months, which aims to block non-citizens from voting, despite that already being an exceedingly rare and isolated occurrence. 

The bill will create more onerous ID requirements which critics say will disproportionately effect people who don't vote for him (obviously) and is a threat to fairness and quality - something which Americas care about apparently.

More to come.