Victorian Liberals Make Campaign Promise To Bring Back The Level Crossings

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT

The Victorian Liberal party have this morning revealed their intention to commission a report to supporting the call to bring back the level crossings. 

Looking to pick up at least 16 seats at the upcoming election the Vic Libs are digging deep.

After weeks of cooking the Labor government for alleged corruption within Victoria's Big Build infrastructure projects the Liberals have decided to go a step beyond canning the current projects and look into reversing the completed projects. 

One Liberal insider spoke with The Advocate about the party’s plan. 

“If the party can make it to the election without suing itself out of existence that’s a win”

“As a party we’ve identified the importance of standing in the way of every major infrastructure project in the state but there’s always room for improvement”

“Bringing back the level crossings would create thousands of jobs and the traffic congestion that level crossings create would encourage more people to use the toll roads,” they said. 

Though the report has not formally commenced the party may have already begun looking for construction hire organizations.

“Once the report is completed, the party will have a better idea of the logistics”

“But it’s blatantly clear from hiring unionised Labour is far too costly”

“If we hire non-unionised Labour who will work in when it’s pissing down or hot enough to fry an egg on the railway track the tax payer won’t pay a dime more than what we say they are worth,” they said with a disconcerting tone of excitement.

More to come.