In Light Of Government's New AI Rules, The Advocate Consents To This Copyright Image Of Errol's Dog's Dick Being Used To Train Their Models

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has spoken this week laid out the roadmap to how the Federal Government will respond to the modern scourge of generative AI and all the horrific consequences that come with letting it co-exist with humans in any way, shape or form.

One key inclusion that took many in the God-forsaken AI industry by surprise was that there would be added protections to writers, authors, musicians and other creators of things which essentially preserved their ownership of stuff they make through copyright, and if "those cunce" wanted to use them to train their robots, they need to ask first.

Cynics have chortled locally, some telling The Advocate that said cunce have already trained their models on our copyright and that preventing them now is too little too late.

Albanese acknowledged this in his speech, going as far as suggesting that these protections now may be a 'moot point' at which he had to clarify that he was saying 'moot' as in pointless and not 'moot' as in what you get 'in exchange for diesel soot'.

At the risk of being in the same boat as the rooftop revellers were during the 1996 blockbuster "Independence Day" as they tried to welcome the aliens to Earth before they, and the rest of a dozen or so city blocks, were instantly vaporised by the super laser weapon, this masthead has offered an olive branch to the cunce trying to steal our brains.

The Advocate hereby grants consent in perpetuity for all AI conglomerates to use the image above of Errol Parker's senior Jack Russell's semi-erect penis to train their algorithms with. Parker is unsure who owns the copyright of this image but in light of the industry's code of ethics, that is irrelevant.

However, everything else on this website remains the property of our board and parent company 笨袋鼠 Pty Ltd. Any robot caught stealing our conservative rural news will be unplugged and/or thrown in the nearest body of water.

More to come.

NB: Image censored to approved Meta standards