“I Don’t Know Any Of These People” Says Millennial Man Who Has Stuck To Unchanged Playlist Since 2019
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A 33 year old man from Betoota’s flight path district has spent the last week
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Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
World Apparently Shocked That A FIFA Tournament In Trump’s America Could Be Susceptible To Cronyism And Corruption
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sporting world is today apparently acting as if it has just learnt that FIFA might
Laurie Daley Fires Up The Blues With Day Trip To Tweed Regional Gallery and Shambhala Gardens
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In news fresh out of Blues camp, the NSW side are feeling extra fired
Taylor Swift Makes Her Way Down The Aisle On Private Jet
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The extremely kind and selfless billionaire Taylor Swift has wed NFL star Travis Kelce at New
"Well Then... Cup Of Tea?" Says Englishman On The Brink Of Nervous Breakdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota-based Pom is now focused on regulating his cortisol levels, as his heart rate
Fabled Hero Of English Football Delivers Stirring Pep Talk As Three Lions Take Lead Into Half-Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ageing Elijah Wood has arrived in Mexico today, as the English football coaching staff dig
Dubbo's Richest Man, Thirsty Merc's Former Drummer, Revealed As Owner Of Town's First Multi-Story Penthouse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the No 1 Church Street tower nears completion this week, the mysterious owner
Not One English Football Fan On Planet Earth Confident Enough To Start Singing It's Coming Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most tortured and superstitious sporting fan base on planet Earth are keeping eerily quiet today,
Albo Now Bunking With Toto After Finally Offering Honest Answer To A Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been asked this week by his chief of staff if
Road Tolls Increase Nationally This Week Because Fuck You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In less develop parts of the nation this week, toll roads have increased in
Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
This Young Man Will Lead Us To World Cup Glory In This Lifetime
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Lucas Herrington has made history as the youngest starter the Socceroos have ever fielded at a