Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In

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A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match, or a sold out State Of Origin decider, or an AFL derby - says that Australia's culture is under threat from people who don't share our values.

Enoch Wolesly (web developer, Morayfield) has never even seen the Hilltop Hoods live in concert. Let alone Jimmy Barnes.

And despite having the disposable income of a middle-aged IT professional who lives rent-free in his parent's basement and works from home, he's never once gone fishing off the reef.

In fact, aside from attending the odd anti-immigration rally, Enoch rarely leaves the house.

He's never played club footy. He's never spend a summers day rotating between the beach and the tiled front bar of an Aussie surf club.

It'd be fair to assume he's never even been pissed on full-strength Australian lager.

Although nobody passes judgement on Enoch for his unique past times as an indoor kinda bloke who prefers playing video games.

What they don't know is that Enoch seems to think immigrants are responsible for him never having taken part in these stereotypical Australian past times.

And that's what he tells the world from his secret white supremacist burner account, as he plasters social media with hate speech every waking minute of the day.

Multiculturalism and non-Christian faith-based communities are the reason that Enoch has never experienced been on a boys trip to a country pub with a corrugated iron roof.

It's the reason he's never seen a man wearing a crocodile skin vest and an akubra in the suburban streets of North Brisbane.

It's the reason why he doesn't live his blueberry vape infused incel den.

In fact, he thinks nobody does these things anymore, and it's all because of the fact that Australia no longer looks the 1990s tourism advertisements that were created by coked up Englishmen in Sydney's affluent North Shore.

But change is coming, says Enoch.

Pauline Hanson is going to deport all of these people who don't look like Bob Irwin, and Australia will be returned to the REAL Aussies like him!