"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Woke Friend Discusses Whether The 100 Year Age Gap In Twilight Is Problematic
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid have this week sparked marriage rumours after the pair were spotted
"Haven't You Watched Enough Of This Marvel Shit?" Says Dad With A Garage Full Of Phantom Comics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A suburban Queensland dad has roused on his adult sons over the weekend, after walking into
FanDuel Announced As Official Gaming Parter Of Upcoming Execution PPV
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The White House has named FanDuel official gaming partner of its 3 December execution
Report: Glorious Afternoon To Get On The Piss At Grafton's Crown Hotel On The Banks Of The Mighty Clarence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It would be hard to beat the Crown Hotel Motel on Grafton's waterfront this
“France Is Unrecognisable Now" Says Sky News Man Unaware This Is The Most French Thing To Happen In Ages
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man with a very Anglo-Saxon aversion to protests has been dismayed by France&
Liberals Secure Major Win For Small Businesses As Treasurer Allows Them To Use Credit Cards To Pay Him Money
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese Government is on notice. This comes as Australia's business community finally organise
Disused Machete Bin Wins Labor Preselection In Mildura
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A time-worn relic from a bygone policy era has won Labor preselection for
Public Executions Return To America Which Is A Completely Normal Thing In A Healthy Democracy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States of America is going from strength to strength, it can be confirmed today.
Happily Married Man In Loving Relationship With No Real Issues To Spend Next Few Nights On The Couch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A reasonably well adjusted man who enjoys the fruits of a loving relationship will be spending
Could It Be True? Will Somebody Please Confirm This Is What We Think It Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians, and particularly Queenslanders, are hyperventilating this morning - as rumours swirl regarding the potential reunion of
3am Kebab Shop Mirror Never That Flattering
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman looking at herself in the horizontal wall length mirror at the kebab
Generation That Aggressively Demonised Wikipedia Continues To Fall For Anything Made By AI
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A generation that once treated Wikipedia like an underground network of criminals and misinformation spreaders is