Public Executions Return To America Which Is A Completely Normal Thing In A Healthy Democracy

Public Executions Return To America Which Is A Completely Normal Thing In A Healthy Democracy

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The United States of America is going from strength to strength, it can be confirmed today.

This comes after the government's latest decision to strengthen the base of the American people, but granting them the right to enjoy a public execution.

While many still wait on the right to affordably fill up their cars, receive life saving/changing healthcare and put food on the table, Americans will now be able to watch a bloke get shot in the head.

Despite anyone who wants to watch that shit being able to find it somewhere on the internet anyway, the new move was announced by Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.

The man who is leading his country to yet another lost war made the exciting announcement today.

He claimed that people should be able to watch Nidal Hasan, who fatally shot 13 unarmed US soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009, get shot in the head, as part of the first military execution by firing squad since 1961.

"So they should" were the comments made by Hegseth in regards to the American people's right to watch a guys brain get exploded, as his government struggles to explain the benefit of a lengthy war in Iran that is sending cost of living through the roof and making people's lives way harder than they needed to be.

The modernisation has been hailed as a great sign that America is in a really good place, and their people and democracy are thriving.

"This is a great thing for a modern democracy," explained a professor from the LockTheyeon School Of Geopolitics at South Betoota Polytechnic.

Despite America pretending it was invading/destabilising and destroying countries all around the world to bring those people modern democracy and freedoms for decades and decades, the move is being hailed as a step forward for the American people.

"People should see there are consequences for their actions," finished the professor about the most corrupt government in American history who make new laws to ensure they'll never face consequences for their actions.

More to come.

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