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Woman Whose Boyfriend Just Fell Asleep First Has 30 Seconds To Fall Asleep Before She’s Subjected To 8 Hours Of Twitching And Kicking

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young couple in Betoota’s French Quarter are officially out of the honeymoon phase after

Nana’s Excessive Use Of Emojis Feels Like Texting A Teenage Crush In 2012

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial granddaughter had a throwback to high school last night while texting her surprisingly tech

Yes, Pool Canteen Potato Scallop Tastes As Good As It Looks

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been revealed that the chicken salt doused potato scallop from a local swimming pool

Local Woman Wakes Up To Fucking Hair Doing The Weird Thing At The Front

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman has woken up this morning to her hair doing that fucking thing

Argentinian Looks To The Sky And Wonders If The Third Messiah Will Arrive In His Lifetime

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An emotional Argentinian man has pondered his existence and his place in the world after bidding

Potential Outbreak Of New Siberian Lab Plague Somehow Not The Biggest Worry Right Now

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT News that a deadly plague may have escaped a Siberian lab has barely registered a blip

Nation's Heterosexual Couples Rejoice As Olivia Dean Tours Australia

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT British soul-pop singer, Olivia Dean tours Australia this week with her sold out show, giving

Cricket Legend Questions Selections And Labels Team Worst Ever Ahead Of Test Series, As Is Tradition

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A true titan of Australian cricket has blasted the Test selectors ahead of the

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Boomer Qantas Pilot Breaks The Mould By Not Having A Secret Second Family In San Francisco

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As he approaches his 65th birthday, Captain Howard Holt is preparing to be officially grounded - in

Liberals Clarify Migration Policy On Aged Care: Residents Will Be Allowed Two Bottom Wipes A Week

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Angus Taylor has today moved to clarify some of the confusion around his party&

Sydney’s Graffiti Writers And Rail Nerds Unite To Farewell Their Beloved K-Set Trains

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A coalition of Sydney's ADHD riddled grafitti community and autistic trainspotting commuinty have come

Man: Bogong Moths, I Like You But Please It's Time To Fuck Off Now

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bogong moth enjoyer from one of our nation's lesser states down