Local Woman Wakes Up To Fucking Hair Doing The Weird Thing At The Front

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A local Betoota woman has woken up this morning to her hair doing that fucking thing it always does when she wants to have a right fucking bad day. 

30 year old Elise Gidran was feeling rather good after a restful sleep until she looked in the bathroom mirror and saw the biggest cowlick of all time straight bang in the middle of her forehead. 

“You know flapper girls in the twenties and their hair does the gel wavy thing, that’s kind of what the front of my hair was doing but like really badly,” Elisa told our reporter. 

“It looked like that chunk of hair belonged to a different animal entirely,” she added. 

Even after wetting the piece of hair, the cowlick stayed loyal to its original wave. Elise had to get the straightener out to really tell it who’s boss. 

“I bring my straightener with me everywhere I go now, in fear that hair will fuck me over again.” 

“It’s truly the bane of my existence.”