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World News

Domino Effect: Pop Stops Worrying About Trans Athletes After Ukraine Strikes Russian Data Centres

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Grove retiree is slowly returning to the political centre this week, that's

Queensland Man Knew Renners Always Had It In Him

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A proud local Queenslander has today confirmed to The Advocate that he 'saw this coming

Local News

Openly-Homophobic Boomer's Weakness For A Bloke Dressed Up As A Woman On Display At Local Production Of Hairspray

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Houptoun Road Theatre Company's production of Hairspray has attracted a vast

Local Bot Farmers Rejoice As Price Of Australian Bot Skyrockets Due To Ukrainian Strikes

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local bot producers are enjoying their strongest season in a decade, with Ukrainian strikes

Normal And Well Adjusted Young Man Brags About Desire To Live Stream Someone Get Executed

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man with well known social and inter-personal issues has today made a rather

Cricketing World Doesn't Condone But Understands How This Changing Room Toilet Broke Minutes After Renshaw's First Test Wicket

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Magic happened overnight in Durban with a toilet in the South African team'

Man Who Legitimately Injured Himself In Shower Wondering What Excuse He Should Actually Go With

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 32-year-old French Quarter man is this week desperately trying to prove to his

One Nation Experiences Sudden Drop In Online Support After Ukraine Strikes Russian Bot Farm

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There has been a notable lull in between sets of Orange Waves over night, after a

Politics

Aussie Media Still Pretending A Political Party That Doesn't Believe In Childcare Or Abortion Has Even The Slightest Chance Of Winning Majority Government

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact With nothing else to talk about when it comes to domestic politics, the Australian media

Firmus Failure Blamed On Most Investors Not Being Fucked In The Head

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's investment community has been criticised for sabotaging Firmus’s proposed

“What! How Have You Never Seen [Random Action Movie Where Men Engage In High Speed Pursuits And Blow Stuff Up For 2.5 Hours Straight]?!” Says Boyfriend

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man who has never seen Mean Girls has taken a moment to outline what constitutes

Ageing Local Man Just Seems To Get Really Bad Hangovers From Ethanol And Sugar Nowadays

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today spoken to The Advocate about the delicate equilibrium his 36-