Report: Glorious Afternoon To Get On The Piss At Grafton's Crown Hotel On The Banks Of The Mighty Clarence

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It would be hard to beat the Crown Hotel Motel on Grafton's waterfront this afternoon.

That's according to a recent report by the prominent Australian lifestyle and culinary group PISSEDAS (Prescribed Itinerary for Sightseeing, Sojourning, Eating, Drinking And Sleeping).

Known as the Michelin Guide for pubs and clubs, PISSEDAS is recognised as the ultimate authority on where to get a schooner, and the environmental factors that contribute to maximising such an experience.

With the Spring sun well and truly out - and the temperate in the high twenties, why wouldn't you want to sit on a wooden picnic table with a round of ice cold mass produced lager sitting in front of you while overlooking the mighty Clarence River.

According to the new study, the people of Grafton either don't know how good they have it, or they've been keeping it to themselves.

Nestled in the bottom of the riverbend in the inland NSW regional epicentre, the Crown Hotel Motel a great spot to drain a Tooheys or XXXX, or if you're in the mood perhaps even a Pacific Ale.

With rolling greens and a roaring body of water gushing just metres away - why not? Especially for the locals. Do you realise how many people in lesser parts of the world will gladly settle for some shit hole with no views and horrible weather. Just go there and have a beer.

The same goes for those travelling through. Visiting a Supercentre McDonalds is not really acceptable when you've got this joint less than a click off the motorway.

Driving through the night is also a bad call when you've so many rooms to stay in.

You definitely will not regret pulling into the Crown Hotel Motel in Grafton.

You might even see a bull shark at sunset.