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Regional News24 Viewer Apparently Knows More About Melbourne Than Person Living In Melbourne

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A bloke from the bush is more familiar with the lay of the land in Melbourne

Young Fella Officially Expensive To Feed After Turning 11

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local young fella is now on the verge of becoming a big fella. That'

Millions Tune In To The Rugby League Version Of Hansel v Zoolander

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Anyone who had eyes on Channel 7 last night has borne witness to the hottest thing

Grumpy Old Bastard Asks, ‘Are We in America?’ as Halloween Decorations Appear In The Neighbourhood

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Retired light merchant Gary Doolan has demanded to know whether 'his' French

Russian Bot Operators Forced To Re-Spawn In The Gulag

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A number of social media bots are making their way back online, after drone strikes on

Big Movie Guy Really Wants You To Know He Went To The Cinemas Alone The Other Day By Choice

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man in Betoota’s French Quarter has today taken a moment to remind everyone he’

British Couple In Australia Unsure Why Everyone Finds It Weird To Put Your Washing Machine In The Kitchen

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A British couple who recently relocated to Australia have been left confused by the overwhelmingly negative

World Collectively Shivers In Fear Imagining The Type Of Person To Buy The New Electric Jaguar

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world has collectively recoiled simply by picturing the type of specimen to buy Jaguars new

Architect From Gentrified Suburb That Used To Be Italian Says The Mafia Is Still Around

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An architect from an Inner city suburb that used to have a sizable Italian community until

Frustrated Victorians Hope To End The Post-Pandemic Slump By Electing The Most Inexperienced Fucken Psychos On The Ballot

The state of Victoria is eagerly counting down the days until they can stick it to these politicians! After 12

Self Esteem Boosted Drastically After Nan Inappropriately Comments On Size

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local young woman is walking around Betoota with an extra hop in her step today

Proposed Flying Fox Automatically Sees New Local Playground Promoted To Elite Tier

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A below average Betoota playground has recently had a glow up with the addition of a