Frustrated Victorians Hope To End The Post-Pandemic Slump By Electing The Most Inexperienced Fucken Psychos On The Ballot

The state of Victoria is eagerly counting down the days until they can stick it to these politicians!

After 12 years of Labor rule in Australia's most cosmopolitan state, many political pundits are predicted a changing of the landscape in Victoria.

How exactly the landscape changes is yet to be seen, with much conjecture about whether the Orange Wave will wash all the way from the Barassi Line into the Bass Straight.

One Nation has been polling incredibly strongly across the board, but plenty have raised concerns at how that will actually translate to votes at the booth.

Particularly given the standard of candidate that are being hurriedly pushed into the public domain across the state.

Like Thomas Embling, who has spent a large amount of time in jail for a littany of crimes over his adult life.

Despite the colourful past (and the current opinions on 15 minute cities, lizard people, pedophiles and anyone who doesn't share the complexion of Wonder White bread) - Embling is set to lead the charge in the inner-city seat of Northcote.

Despite realistically being a tussle between the Labor Party and the Greens, One Nation have sent Embling in to the fight, in the hope that Victoria is fucked enough in the head from the pandemic that they are willing to vote for a legitimate psychopath that is one car honk away from spiralling into a violent rage.

Embling was contacted for comment on what his vision for Northcote was, but responded by attacking our reporter for a multitude of issues before demanding they meet him at the Red Rooster carpark in 1 hours time.

More to come.