World Collectively Shivers In Fear Imagining The Type Of Person To Buy The New Electric Jaguar

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The world has collectively recoiled simply by picturing the type of specimen to buy Jaguars new electronic car.

"Who even is in that market?" pondered one man.

"What kind of a sicko would buy this," said another.

The iconic British luxury car manufacturer is reportedly charging $300,000 for the EV which many are saying is the ugliest thing ever made.

"I picture the type of guy Dubai bro that into EV's because of Elon but wants a car that is even more obnoxious."

The vehicle, which looks like something a billionaire would commission for his teenage son, has raised serious questions about the kind of individual Jaguar is attempting to attract.

"It's definitely someone who has a podcast," said another.

Others have suggested the car might appeal to a particularly wealthy breed of European nightclub owner, or perhaps a cryptocurrency investor who has recently discovered the concept of quiet luxury.

Jaguar has defended its radical departure from traditional British motoring, insisting the futuristic vehicle represents an exciting new chapter for the company.

This has done little to reassure the public.

"I just can't imagine having a normal conversation with someone who owns one," said a motorist.

"And I'm genuinely frightened to meet them."