Big Movie Guy Really Wants You To Know He Went To The Cinemas Alone The Other Day By Choice

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

A man in Betoota’s French Quarter has today taken a moment to remind everyone he’s so into films that he’s even one to frequent the cinema alone, by choice. 

Isaac Miles (29) had been describing a movie he went to see last Thursday when he decided to make sure everyone had heard him correctly. 

“Yeah I went to the cinemas alone the other day to go check out this new film that’s showing at the moment and I went alone, have you heard of it, it’s called, ummmm,” he said. 

“Anyway. Doesn’t matter. The director is trying something really cool and new and fresh.”

“I honestly love going to the cinemas on my own. It's such a refreshing experience.”

“Like genuinely, if I got pulled up for one of those vox pop interview things on the street where someone's like ‘what’s an unpopular opinion you have’, I’d for sure have to say going to the movies alone is better than going with friends.”

“I’d probably get sooo roasted in the comments dude and the host would for sure be like ‘whatttt man!’ but for real that’s my hot take! Going to the movies alone is better, like only some people are cut out for it though I’d say.”

“I’ve always been a real lone wolf like that though. Like a dark horse if you will.”

“Tbh, I didn’t even bother asking any of my friends if they wanted to come with because I feel like it’s just such a totally immersive and conceptual and trippy film, I felt the whole premise would likely be lost on them if I’m being honest.”

“Anyway, how did I even get onto that?”

“Oh yeah. I was talking about this movie I saw.”

“Going to the cinemas is just such a lost art, like I hardly know anyone who does it anymore, literally I’m the only person I know who does it, probably why I’m always going alone.”

Our reporter sighed and checked her watch before mentally resigning from anything Isaac had to say.