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Though it heavily contributes to her hangxiety the next morning, there’s nothing Sheevaun Nowak [26] loves more than replying to random people’s instagram stories.

To rephrase that, there’s nothing DRUNK Sheevaun loves more than replying to random people’s instagram stories, especially if they contain thirst traps that are very obviously not intended for her.

But hey, she’s a girl’s girl, and in her wine addled mind, they all need to know how damn gorgeous they are.

“OMG YOU LOOK SO GOOD!”, she messages to a girl she knew briefly at uni who just uploaded a selfie.

“Hottie! 😍Miss you so much can we catch up soon xx”, she sends to a former classmate, who appears to have had a stunning boudoir photoshoot.

Unfortunately the next day, Sheevaun will no doubt have to contend with the fact she’s messaged her crush (who left her on read), proclaimed her love to WWE wrestler Rhea Ripley, and made plans with three people.

More to come.

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