EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local woman Hayley Mescal [25] has today found herself feeling a mixture of shock, pride and suspicion, after her boyfriend Tom was seen sporting some luscious locks all of a sudden.
Having begged him in the past to wash his face with something other than hand soap, Hayley was confused to discover Tom had ditched his basic 2 year old shampoo for the advanced and streamlined Nioxin 3 step regime, now lining their shower shelf – prompting her to theorise that he must be having an affair.
“He never used to give two shits about his hair”, says Hayley, shrugging her shoulders, “he barely used to wash it.”
“Sometimes it got so greasy it looked like a slicked back helmet.”
“It just seemed very suss to me.”
Letting out an embarrassed laugh, Hayley says she may have gotten suspicious after informing her mum, who had instantly stated that Tom was clearly zhushing himself up for another woman.
“I might have suggested to him that he was clearly maintaining his mane for nefarious reasons”, Hayley admits, “which, in hindsight, is a bit nuts.”
“But apparently he got the wits scared out of him after discovering a bald spot at the back of his head.”
“Ended up down some Reddit rabbit holes and ordered himself some Nioxin.”
“Not going to lie, it’s the best his hair has looked in years.”
More to come.
