A local man has revealed that he’s looking forward to a bit of clear air.

Speaking to The Advocate from the Designer Dog cafe in Betoota’s Old City District, Brett Maher told us that he’s looking forward to MAFS wrapping up.

“Mate, I need a break,” continued the man who hates the show but has only missed one live episode since it kicked off a couple of months ago.

“I just don’t know how my girlfriend does it,” continued the man who could tell you every ebb and flow of Cameron and Lyndall’s relationship.

“Honestly it’s just so emotionally draining,” he laughed.

His comments come as the biggest ever science experiment in the history of human kind prepares to wrap up with the biggest ever, most bombshell grand extravaganza finale.

With the reality TV show treating viewers to another spectacular season of alcohol fuelled drama and flawed relationship matches by so called relationship experts, Brett says he’s looking forward to some more highbrow TV.

However, these claims have since been refuted by his girlfriend Sally-Anne.

“Bullshittttttt,” she laughed to us.

“He loves it!”

“I suggested date night the other day cause it looked like a boring ep and he suggested eating in and sheepishly said he wanted to spend the night on the couch.”

“He’s so full of shit,” she laughed.

More to come.


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