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In a jaw-dropping display of domestic extravagance, local bachelor Matt Denis (29), has left friends wondering who the fuck he thinks he is after proudly fizzing up his tap water with his personal soda stream, while also having a back up gas canister.

The saga began innocently enough when Matt invited a few of his good friends to his apartment. Questions began to be raised when the 29 year old went on a big rant about how he only drinks water now, for the health benefits.

“I know Matt, he’s not doing this water only thing, there’s no way, I know he needs something fizzy to go with his meals”. Said Aaron Smith (28), a life long friend of Matt.

As Matt faced an onslaught of laughs and doubts about his health kick, he simply smirked and strolled on into his kitchen.

What came next was the distinctive sound of a soda stream in action.

As the entire friend group groaned in pain at the realisation that their friend Matt, someone that only learnt about bed sheets last year, had become one of those guys that has a soda stream. And the backup gas canisters people always forget about too.

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