For the sixth time since he first entered the senate, One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has today called for a Royal Commission into a mundane issue he has regarding day-to-day Australian life.

“I’ve done a lot of research into this” he said today. “

“I went looking into the agencies that have been spreading this temperature myth. I started finding out things about the CSIRO and Bureau of Meteorology. That led me then to the UN, which has been driving this. Then I started following the money trails.”

He went on to explain that they could be traced back to a few families who are making “trillions” of dollars over the myth that the blue button on office water coolers actually makes the water colder.

When One Nation announced its policies for this year, an attack on climate science was strangely prominent – as well as white collar elitism – like water cooler lies.

This joins their call for a “royal commission to determine if Islam is a religion or political ideology”  – and “a royal commission (or similar) into the corruption of climate science”.

“I’m sick of the lies” he said.

“Every day people are sick of being lied to and made to feel stupid for wanting to talk about these things”


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