It appears that Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten MP, has now taken to wearing his sunglasses on the back of his neck, in an attempt to boost his bad boy image and appeal to younger voters.

Earlier last month it was revealed that former Union heavy had attempted to cultivate new ‘bad boy’ image by growing out a Shannon Noll-style soul patch and whitening his teeth.

But it seems that sunglasses indoors isn’t enough to appeal to the Australian youth, who have come out in droves in the obscure by-elections over the weekend.

Shorten has had to up the ante by chewing gum and wearing his sunnies on the back of his neck.

It’s understood by The Advocate that the 51-year-old took a leaf out of Mr Turnbull’s book and made a visit to The Canberra Centre that night where he picked up two pairs of cool new sunglasses upon recommendation by his press secretary.

Speaking to The Betoota Advocate today, Shorten told our reporters that he ‘couldn’t really give a stuff’ what Turnbull thinks.

“I know the hood still loves me” he said, while chewing on a toothpick.

“Haha oi whats doing later you boys wanna come round for some Fifa”



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