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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the UK becomes the first country in Europe to pass 100,000 coronavirus-related deaths, the people of 'Great Britain' are beginning to come to terms with the fact that the bumbling fool they elected, might actually be a bumbling fool. The realisation comes after the leader who prides himself on looking like a dad who has just woken...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Former democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has taken the internet by storm this week, for acting like an elected official who is paid by tax-payers to turn up to work and vote on bills. His lack of designer clothes, or red carpet handshaking, has been positioned as a quirky branding exercise - as social media struggles to understand...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT The famous rock ballad 'Zombie' was the first ever song with a female vocalist to reach one billion views on YouTube - and it hasn't left the top ten charts in Thailand since it was released in 1994. The Cranberries hit is remembered as "a masterpiece of alternative rock" - and one that exposed the world to the...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The freshly inaugurated US President Joe Biden has received an outpouring of support and congratulations from world leaders who are mostly just relieved to be able to take a photo with the US President without copping a hiding back home.  Engaging in a bit of international diplomacy, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has made sure to send his well...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Joe Biden has been sworn in as the 46th President of the United States today, after four years of chaos that came with the unexpected Republican outsider that was Donald Trump. Biden has since addressed America for the first time as President, vowing to end the "uncivil war" in a deeply divided country reeling from racial tensions and...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has earmarked $4.5 billion to spend on 29 new Apache attack helicopters to help prevent further invasions by American pigeons. Earlier this week, a racing pigeon got lost in America and turned up in Melbourne. Due to the biohazard risk, the government has said they will catch and kill the bird. "The risk...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from the United States of America, the nation's military forces are licking their lips at the chances of finally chalking up a victory on the battlefront. This comes as hordes of Donald Trump supporters prepare for another run at an insurrection this week. After the storming of Capitol Hill last week which left 5...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT As conservative Murdoch shills across are spun into an existential crisis triggered by their bosses telling them that Trump is no longer a good guy, News Corp columnist Miranda Devine has this week announced that she will be taking a break from Twitter. "I won’t be tweeting for a while. I feel twitter is so despicable that I...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT A "mob" of people only really described as 'protestors supporting US President Donald Trump' has today clashed with Washington D.C law enforcement, sending the Capitol into chaos. The 'Trump Supporters' - who have not yet been referred to as rioters or looters, or even terrorists, have succeeded in locking down the building down and halting the vote to...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Greater London and parts of Essex and Hertfordshire will be placed under Tier 3 restrictions from Wednesday, as Prime Minister Boris Johnson admits that a half-hearted approach to containing this virus that almost killed him might not have been the best strategy. The capital of England will move into the strictest tier of the UK's regional lockdown system...