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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has had to abruptly wrap up a press conference this morning, after an unfortunate facial issue. Speaking to reporters about his shiny new Electric Vehicle policy which every expert and industry insider says is woefully inadequate, Morrison seemed to have his nose rapidly swell at a rate of centimetres. The weird predicament which saw his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the drums of a Federal Election start beating, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has had to make a quick rebrand to save her career as a professional fear-mongerer who exploits the anxieties of everyday Australians to get votes. With no Asian or Arab immigrants arriving in Australia since the beginning of the pandemic in March last year, Hanson...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Gen-X book publishing account manager, Heidi Stefani (46) has today applied a Buddhist proverb to pretty standard frustration that millions of people have had to endure. Like most members of that awkward generation between the people that invented TV and the people that invented social media, Heidi is of the opinion that Buddhism is a really cool form...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the trauma of the Melbourne lockdown in the rear view, one politically vocal Naarm settler has today unveiled a new point of difference on the Twitter bio. This comes after realising that her ability to recount two different Aboriginal place names has not been enough for people to believe her pledge of solidarity with the many minority groups...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC has today pulled off the unthinkable. They have found a bloke that looks and talks like a farmer, who operates a farm, and believes in climate change. As the National Party signs-up-to-signing-up-to-a-plan to find a way to reach Net Zero Carbon emissions by 2050, the public broadcaster has spent the last fortnight looking for a farmer who...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local retiree has enjoyed getting the blood pumping in her veins at the Betoota Heights High Literature exam this morning. After a couple of hours of wandering around the Bowling Club's function room, something she's more than acquainted with over the last three decades, Coleen Graham was primed for a bit of excitement as the clock ticked...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the deadline for announcing a pre-Christmas December election has come and gone, that doesn't mean that the official campaign is not already upon us. At this point, it looks like voters will be going to the polls as early as March, with Scotty expected to call the election after he gets the chance to take his Aussie blokeness...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Internationally recognised shady bloke and Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the offensive this morning, launching a new sports-centric media strategy in an attempt to win back some votes. It’s been a tough few weeks for Scott, after the bungled submarine deal led French Prime Minister Emmanuel Macron to label him a liar and a lacklustre...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of the lower Northern Rivers hinterland are today cheering, after their town reached a milestone that many thought was impossible. Lismore, New South Wales - the hometown of many iconic Australians that make life hard for the government like Craig Foster, Julian Assange and Margaret Olley - has today finally announced some good news for the people...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the nation's drunk idiots has found that the men employed in Australia's late night Turkish and Lebanese take-away industry are far better at crowd control than any bouncer could be. These findings correlate well with statistics that indicate literally zero examples of alcohol-related public nuisance or violent incidents in kebab and pide venues around the...