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NRL hard man Dylan Napa has revealed today that he has devoted his free time over the next few weeks to reading bedtime stories to people who have trouble getting to sleep, something which is close to his heart. The Sydney Roosters prop has been visiting the homes of people suffering from insomnia, using his natural ability to put them...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent NRL players across the country are vowing to kneel during the National Anthem until News Corp reporters stop acting so unAustralian by filming them on the piss. This follows the news that several journalists were seen acting disgracefully by floating around private venues across the country in an attempt to photograph young sportsmen enjoying...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the Bulldogs Mad Monday continues, a growing number of NRL fans have voiced their disapproval at the incident and its coverage. While some are nonplussed about a group of blokes giving it a nudge, many others are up in arms about the shenanigans. This comes after some journo’s desperate for a story found a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Canberra press gallery insiders has found that Tony Abbott has begun giving Senator Patrick Dodson the nod inside the halls of parliament. Since his flash new role as special convoy for indigenous affairs, Mr Abbott has begun giving the respected Labor Senator a knowing wink and nod anytime they cross paths in Canberra. “It’s a common...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A normal person looking to have a late night drink in Queensland says he feels lucky to be alive today, after a close call with licensed security guards outside a low-key Brisbane dive bar on the weekend. John Hutchies (32) says he can't believe how close he was to getting a bullet in the brain, during several high-intensity bouts...

LEROY PERCIVAL | Uncle Tony | Contact Reports have surfaced this week that federal minister Michaelia Cash has been begun clutching her handbag close to herself when in close range of Tony Abbott. Ms Cash, the Minister for Small and Family Business, Skills and Vocational Education, has reportedly been seen tucking her handbag tight under her arm, while taking an abnormally wide berth, when...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every single player from The Betoota Dolphins Rugby League Football Club are today fantasising about being at home watching Netflix, as the end-of-season festivities drag on. Club captain Jakey Borowitz, who appears to be leading the charge, confided in our journalists that he's actually suffering severe grog horrors and wants to at home with his kids. "Yeah. There's talk of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 20-something French woman has today plead with the Australian bourgeoisie to find someone who has Peter Dutton's mobile number. Matilda was born and raised in the the northeast of France, now best known as the Champagne wine region for the sparkling whites that bears its name. After her home was destroyed by an extremist regime of winemakers, the stateless non-English speaking vagrant...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former controversial rapper, Eminem, has made his way into headlines and tweets across the country, after releasing his 10th studio album Kamikaze on Thursday night US time, sending Twitter into an absolute frenzy. Despite zero promotion or forewarning, the album has been met with a lot of immediate hype, as his fanbase reacquaint themselves with the aggressive enemy-making rap star they used...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A hometown acquaintance who has spent the last three Father's Days inside a low security prison for grievous bodily harm has today taken the opportunity to call out the fundamental inequality faced by young recently paroled dads in the family courts. Declan Cuttle (28) who has in the past dabbled as drug dealer, car detailer and fencer, says you...